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| Director
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Garry Marshall |
| Starring
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Anne Hathaway, Callum Blue,
Julie Andrews |
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| The plot
of The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement |
Now
settled in Genovia, Princess Mia (Hathaway) faces
a new revelation: she must get married within
30 days or else she forfeits her crown. |
| The Princess
Diaries 2: Royal Engagement Movie Review |
Gracious, polite, beautiful,
and poised, Anne Hathaway is every bit the princess
she is meant to be in The Princess Diaries 2: Royal
Engagement, a G-rated sequel she is far too old to be
in. But like most royalty, Hathaway puts on a brave
face, faces her duty, and does what must be done –
and most importantly, leads us to believe she is sincerely
enjoying it. It's not faint praise to say that she only
finds a few moments of embarrassment, as it's difficult
for anyone over the age of, say, 16, to not feel out
of place during a slumber party involving screaming
12 year-old girls or pretend that your attraction to
the cutesy boy (or in this case, duke) next door holds
only the faintest whiff of physical attraction. At 21
– an age when we'd think she might be enjoying
a bawdy college romp and experimenting with her newfound
freedom in a number of different ways – Hathaway's
dutiful appearance as chaste Mia Thermopolis, role model
extraordinaire, is filled with dignity and kindness.
Let's hope it's the last time she has to do it.
A movie that reveled
in being hopelessly square and irony-free, The Princess
Diaries was a makeover comedy that benefited from two
extraordinary leading ladies – Hathaway and the
regal Julie Andrews as her queenly grandmother –
and a light touch from director Garry Marshall. With
its Pretty Woman-like trajectory – Could Mia go
from frumpy teen to beauty queen? Of course she could!
– it hit all the right bases and provided a comforting,
vaguely fuzzy notion of what being a princess was like.
Now that she's, like, a real princess and a babe to
boot, Mia in The Princess Diaries 2 is a confident and
friendly enough gal, but not someone you have your heart
and soul invested in. Whereas in the original Mia had
to overcome her own insecurities (not to mention a bitchy
Mandy Moore as the reigning Heather of her high school),
this new, princess-ified Mia already looks as if she
has the world wrapped around her finger. That is, she
has most everyone charmed except the patriarchal parliament
of Genovia, which has decreed that Mia must be married
within a month or forfeit the throne she's about to
inherit. Power-shopping for a hubby, Mia enlists the
cute-but-not-too-cute Duke Andrew (Callum Blue) as her
fiancé; however, she finds herself lured to the
caddish Sir Nicholas (Chris Pine), whose uncle (John
Rhys-Davies in full mustache-twirling mode) is eyeing
the throne for his easy-on-the-eyes nephew.
The stuff of great romance
it's not, and it suffers from that malady of contemporary
romantic comedy that won't allow either of the guys
Mia's torn between to have any overt faults; it's as
if she's choosing between two puppies, except one has
spots and one has blue eyes. Even the minimal suspense
of the original Princess Diaries is, um, suspended here,
since it's never in doubt that Mia will get exactly
what she wants the way she wants it, as Hathaway is
too poised and too wonderful to ever be denied anything
-- could you say no to a young woman who approaches
Audrey Hepburn-like status? Unfortunately, as fantastic
as she is, Hathaway is undone by all the royalty details
of the screenplay, most of which read like someone fast-forwarded
through Shrek 2 and didn't get all the Hollywood references.
While the original film only vaguely hinted at what
it meant to be a princess (sit up straight and don't
eat corndogs) and grounded its fairy tale in its real-life
San Francisco locations, Royal Engagement gives us a
very candy-coated (and thus, very Disney-like) vision
of royalty which looks, like Genovia itself, too boring
by half. (And apparently, real locations weren't good
enough – this movie appears to have been filmed
in the French-German-Austrian section of Disney World.)
Who knew being a princess could be so, well, blah?
Fortunately, to liven
things up alongside Hathaway are a handful of original
Princess Diaries actors, including indie princess Heather
Matarazzo, whose baleful indictments of all that's sweet
and pink are a welcome tonic to the Disney-fication
of it all. As usual, Marshall pinch hitter Hector Elizondo
is nothing less than pitch-perfect as the head of security
who carries a torch for the queenly Andrews. And Andrews
herself, despite a voice that dips occasionally into
a gravelly growl (she'd make a fantastic Martha in Who's
Afraid of Virginia Woolf), is in lovely form, whether
she's dealing with juvenile jokes dispensed by various
ladies' maids or being forced to share the screen with
unworthy Disney starlets. Andrews' much ballyhooed return
to screen singing after her vocal chord surgery is sweet
and surprisingly touching and low key – that is,
until she's forced to duet with Beyonce-in-training
Raven, whose overprocessed voice is a startling contrast,
not for the better, to Andrews' simple sing-talking.
Even if she's not in peak form, Andrews proves that
she will always have what it takes to knock these young
wannabes off the screen. If that's not the definition
of a true queen, I don't know what is.
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