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| Director
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Dwight H. Little |
| Starring
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Morris Chestnut, KaDee Strickland,
Eugene Byrd |
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| The plot
of Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid |
In
the Bornean rainforest, scientists searching for
the life-extending Blood Orchid flower run into
a group of juiced-up anacondas, bent on suffocating
all those who wade through their domain. |
| Anacondas:
The Hunt for the Blood Orchid Movie Review |
Since Anacondas: The
Hunt for the Blood Red Orchid screams "Exploitation!"
and doesn't have a lot to live down, particularly its
heritage, it uses a series of mounting obstacles and
a game, if green, cast to create a mini-surprise here
at the tail end of the dog days of summer.
No one will be mistaking
it for Tremors but compared to a few "reputably-released"
films of the last few summers, Reign of Fire or Eight
Legged Freak, Anacondas comes out as a scarier, or at
least more thrilling venture.
The premise is sufficiently
silly. A team of scientists, researchers, and, it seems
marketing managers, set out to find the fabled "blood
orchid." Found only in Borneo, blooming once every
seven years, the orchid may inhibit cell degeneration,
making it a possible fountain of youth. The team is
led by research scientist, Dr. Jack Byron (Michael Marsden,
whose British, which means evil in this context). Admirably
filling out her resume is Sam (KaDee Strickland, more
about her later), Byron's protégé, straight
out of school. We're never precisely sure about the
hierarchy but Morris Chestnut plays Gordon Mitchell,
some kind of team leader for a pharmaceutical company
and so does Salli Richardson as Gail Stern. Also on
the expedition is suave loverboy Dr. Ben Douglas (Nicholas
Gonzalez) and filling out the Bill Paxton role from
Aliens, Eugene Byrd as Cole.
Once in Borneo they
discover they're at the height of the rainy season and
the only boat they can charter belongs to Bill Johnson
(Johnny Messner). The orchid is up-river, with many
of the traditional tributaries now not navigable. It
appears at this point that we're going to experience
another slow boat to, well, Borneo, in this case with
the group being slowly picked off by the titular big
snakes.
But what starts to happen
is a series of mishaps, mistakes, and snake attacks
that make Anacondas a little more interesting than that.
With about as many screenwriters as giant reptiles the
producers, and director Dwight H. Little (Murder at
1600 squeezed as many twists and conflicts out of the
collective drafts as allowed by the running time.
Some of the cast are
refreshing as well. KaDee Strickland, who gets to go
a little Sigourney Weaver on one snake, carries her
role and makes an impression. After the first member
of the crew is eaten her shivering, scared-shitless
reaction, as she sits on the edge of a swamp, brings
a human element that never made it to the screen in
the first film (with the effervescent (at that time)
Jennifer Lopez). Eugene Byrd's role as Cole could have
been an irritant, but is, instead, necessary comic relief.
Unintended comic relief is Johnny Messner's rendition
of a tough guy. He claims to be a war veteran (of the
Gulf War, we're to assume) but Messner plays him like
a veteran of Venice Beach. One begins to wonder when
the Gold's Gym opened up in Borneo, he's so ridiculously
ripped.
Speaking of ripped,
you may feel ripped off in one regard at this solid
B movie. At no point in the film is Jon Voight disgorged
from a snake's gullet, winking as he did in Anaconda.
That should have be, like the "Sorcerer's Apprentice"
which was planned to be in each successive iteration
of Fantasia, included in each and every ensuing Anaconda
film by contract.
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